Thursday, June 26, 2008

A guy walks into a bar

asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun. The man says thank you and walks out.

I can't wait until the kids are just a little older and we can start doing Minute Mysteries. I'm trying to remember them:

-naked guy with broken toothpick
-dead in a room with a deck of cards
-goes upstairs, turns out the light, passes out...next day everyone is dead
-??? I know there were so so many more.

Do you know any?

Also, Mina and Leta are into jokes right now. What are your favorite kid jokes?

5 comments:

womaninawindow said...

Knock Knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who
Oh, don't cry. It's only me.

This adnauseam
over
and
over
and
over again
(Love minute mysteries!)

Anonymous said...

Right now, the "What's black and white and red all over?" ones are all the rage at our house. The grosser the answer, the better.

A zebra with a nosebleed, a penguin with a paper cut, etc.

Kath

laney said...

-Mary is dead. She's lying on the floor in a puddle of water with broken glass all over the floor.

-A man is hanging from a noose in the middle of a room with no chairs or tables, ledges, or other type of furniture. There are ashes in the fire place and the carpet below him is wet.

-Two men go into a restaurant and hug for a long time when they greet each other. They both ahve tattoos. They laugh as they order albatross soup. When the soup comes, one man takes a bite, gets upset, says, "You sonuvabitch" and jumps out a window, killing himself in the fall.

-A man is in a small room with five layers of clothing on, he has frozen to death.

-One scientist calls another scientist and says, "I've just discovered an acid so corrosive that it will eat through any material! I'm having my assistant pack it up now and transfer it to your lab!" The other scientist chuckles and hangs up the phone, knowing that his friend will not be coming over.

That's all I can think of at the moment. Oh, and:
knock knock
who's there
interrupting cow
interru....
MOOO!

lil'ol'me said...

Here's a year's supply of addicting frustration for you!
www.math.umass.edu/~diehl/mysteries.html

Jessica said...

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-calf-inated.

There was a big moron and a little moreon on a cliff, the big moron fell off, why didn't the little moron? Because he was a little more on...get it?!

Ok I'm a huge nerd maybe that I have no idea what a minute mystery is??

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