Thursday, April 24, 2008

Scared Monkey!

My monkey horoscope for today:

Hilary,
Fateful encounters which are not altogether pleasant are indicated. If you are in an established intimate relationship, it is apt to be rough sailing right now. Ultimatums, bringing up past pain and unresolved issues, jealousy, or unusual neediness or possessiveness may all be part of the scenario, and what makes all of this quite stressful is that most of it is not blatant but subtle and insidious.

YIKES. I'm hoping that this warning will help me to avoid any trouble.

These facebook horoscopes are TOTALLY REAL.

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