Tuesday, January 30, 2007

probably not

just forget what I said before. All of it. ;)

Exhibit B had me up a billion (no really, I counted) times last night. She's sick so she's ULTRA high maintenance. She had to go potty, mostly, but I was also called in to fix the covers and other stuff like that. SO. I'm just really tired this morning. Feeling pretty crumby, actually. I'm not sure if I'm going to want to go to a movie tonight.

What I really wanted to say is that I unclogged the bathtub drain last night. I had to take the first shower after that, and let me tell you, it sure is nice to not be standing in my own soup. I vow to maintain my drains regularly with washing soda from now on. I can definitely say that I don't want to be a plumber when I grow up. Pipes are GROSS. Coated with black slime. Eww.

I tried to unclog the sink as well, but I'm not sure how well that worked.

I don't know why I thought that would be an interesting topic. Lack of sleep has clouded my judgement!

Monday, January 29, 2007

new stuff.

I'm learning some html, and have domain registration pending for sabonai.com...I'm going to have blogger host for free. We'll see how it goes. I'm not sure if I'm going to change this blog over or start another one from scratch.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

blah

Livejournal.com is not coming in and neither is p00t.net so I am forced to start my day here.

...

I just can't do it. There is something about blogger that for some crazy reason feels more public and permanent than livejournal, even though yesterday I had 13 page impressions and they were probably all the same two people.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

I just need a dollar

Excuse me, Ma'am, I just need some money to get crutches, I'm walking around with a broken leg...just need three more dollars... (What do you do?)
Turn pockets inside out to emphasize being penniless yourself
Look straight ahead, avoiding eye contact
Start yelling about how you have two jobs and go to school
Take them out for lunch and go buy them crutches from Walgreens
Give them some money and take a different way next time
Smile politely and say no
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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Shoveling? Ain't No Big Thang!

I bought a new shovel the other day, so now we actually have TWO shovels--that's one shovel per adult. Folks, what a difference! First of all, the shovel I bought is awesome. I was at the store checking out the shovels, and yes they had a five dollar shovel, and it seemed pretty standard. But I said to myself, "Self, the wrong shovel can be a bad back, a bad driveway, and all around crabbiness. Do yourself a favor and get the deep scoop lightweight shovel with the reinforced edge. It was $25 well spent, my friends. The whole job took just a few minutes, not even enough time for a cold nose, and we're back inside in our pajamas boxing on the Wii. Life is good.

Tell me, wise reader...


When should we shovel the snow?
When there are a good couple of inches
Immediately after it stops snowing
After it stops snowing, when it is convenient
When you want to have a heart attack
When the mail carrier threatens to sue
Put that shovel down and move to Arizona!
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Saturday, January 20, 2007

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Why do I waste my time with this...
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